This is the toast for the Third Annual Ugly Sweater Christmas Party! It was a great night of celebration and the best part, being around great people! For those of you who were unable to make it may you enjoy the toast upon my blog.........
Attention everyone, may I please have your attention!
To all you free loading Bastards!
A toast for this special night, a night in which,
we are all
“SHINNING BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND
WE’RE BEAUTIFUL LIKE DIAMONDS IN THE SKY!”
I would like to thank you all for coming tonight
for the third annual wine and cheese ugly sweater Christmas Party.
It is always a special time, it being the holiday season, I just wanted to
“MAKE YOU FEEL WANTED
I WANT TO CALL YOU MINE
AND NEVER LET YOU GO
CUS BABY I WANNA MAKE YOU FEEL WANTED!”
But tonight is more than SOME NIGHTS!
“WHAT DO I STAND FOR?
WHAT DO I STAND FOR?
MOST NIGHTS I DONT KNOW.... ANYMORE!”
Tonight is different.
Tonight we are gathered, with ugly sweaters and all,
Our wine in hand, soothing the blood within; warming the soul.
It is a night that
“YOU AND I GO HARD, AT EACH OTHER LIKE WE’ER GOING TO WAR!”
An ugly sweater war to be exact.
May the best sweater win. Whoever that may be you might just feel like
“STANDING IN THE HALL OF FAME
AND THE WORLDS GONNA KNOW YOUR NAME
CAUSE YOUR SWEATER WILL BURN LIKE THE BRIGHTER FLAME.
AND YOU WILL BE ON THE WALLS OF THE SWEATER HALL OF FAME!”
This moment will last for... well 5 minutes and I just want you to know,
that even though we are together now,
“WE ARE NEVER NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER
WE ARE NEVER NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER
WE ARE LIKE NEVER LIKE EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER
WE ARE NEVER EVER LIKE” ..... okay, maybe never
“BUT HERE’S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE?”
As the night goes on the moon passes overhead
Let us truly enjoy this gift of life, and don’t forget the cheese!
“FOR THIS IS THE END
HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN
FEEL THE EARTH MOVE AND THEN
HEAR MY HEART BURST
LET THE SKY-FALL
WE WILL STAND TALL”
Until we can’t stand anymore because of the alcohol
Raid your glasses hight, raise them high
“SEXY LADY! GAGNAM STYLE!”
As we stand here together look right and look left
Stop that! You all remind me of
“A HONEY BEE ON MY SCREEN DOOR
JUST A CREEP-IN, CREEP-IN, JUST A CREEP-IN!”
Cheers to tonight for
“IT’S NOT A JOURNEY, EVERY JOURNEY ENDS, BUT WE GO ON,
MY LUCK, MY FATE, MY FORTUNE, CHENEL NO. 5.”
Oh and remember
“DONT WAKE ME UP
TOO MUCH LIGHT IN THIS WINDOW
ONLY COFFEE, NO SUGAR INSIDE MY CUP”
Cheers to Life, our future, and of course Ugly Sweaters!
